: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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