Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
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I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
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Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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