sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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