Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
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Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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