And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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