I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
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Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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