awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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