I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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