You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
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So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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