How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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