there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize
