goodnight i made you a song goodbye
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
