You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
wow bdsm is so cute
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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