Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
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just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
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We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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