About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
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Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
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I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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