You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Girls should come with a carfax report
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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