If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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