We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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