idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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