i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
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Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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