But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
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You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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