So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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