careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I should be sponsored by Trojan
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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