My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
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Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
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I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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