After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Sext me about skeletons
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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