her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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