went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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