Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
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only if we run a train.
done.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
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Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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