there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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