Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
