I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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