I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
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