the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
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Watching her eat just hurts me
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
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You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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