hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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