he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
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Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I just forgot I was standing up.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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