No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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