God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'm like, not good at living.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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