so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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