Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
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We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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