We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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