The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
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I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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