omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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