Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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