Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He shit in the fireplace
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