I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
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