If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
