marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
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