did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
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Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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