I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
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we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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