If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
so much tequila, so little girl.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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