Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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